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Dildunicorn 

When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.
Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.
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A magical horse with a dildo on its head instead of a horn. These magical horns are known to vibrate when a woman sits on them. It is also known to cause women to climax when riding the dildicorn.
My girlfriend climaxed when riding a dildicorn 3 times last night
Dildicorn by Hoodeddeath7 September 13, 2009
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The Dildicorn, also known as a vibracorn, is a rare species of unicorn. Their horn is shaped like a dildo. They have been hunted throughout all of history to fill females sexual needs, and have come extremely close to extinction in the past. They are currently an endangered species.

Their main defense is known as a "butt ram", where they charge and ram their horn into their enemies anus.
Wow man! Theirs a dildicorn in the petting zoo!
Dildicorn by Dildacorn trainer September 19, 2009
A horse with a dildo taped to its head.
"what is that I think I saw a unicorn"
"no, it can't be"
"bro I think its a dildicorn"
"yes we finally saw one"
dildicorn by littletomato October 30, 2018

Delunicorn

delunicorn (noun)
A person, idea, or mental state that blends delusion with imagination. Equal parts unrealistic and strangely inspired.

A portmanteau of delusional and unicorn, with a subtle nod to lunacy and dreamlike (delta-wave) thinking. Can be used as an insult or a compliment, depending on whether the fantasy is ridiculous or visionary.

A beautiful idea that sounds absurd...right up until it doesn’t. Today’s eye-roll, tomorrow’s “well… damn.”
The best place to find a delunicorn is in your dreams.”
“She got carried away on her delunicorn again.”
“He must have a whole herd of delunicorns.”
“Every breakthrough idea starts as someone else’s delunicorn.”
Delunicorn by PluckyGames April 6, 2026
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I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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