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DilDad
So I've bought myself a dildad to resist the urge to actually have sex with my father. At least I know how he feels inside of me without the incest
DilDad by Alright Aree? April 16, 2017
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Dildad
Originating in West Las Vegas in the late 80's and then making it's way to the Mid South, Dildad is just another way of saying Dildo.
Joel: Did you get that Porno magazine from your stash?
Brian: Hell Yea, check it out this bitch is fucking herself with a dildad!
*Shit goes wrong*
Random Guy: Well fuck me up the ass with a big rubber dildad.
Brian: Hell Yea, check it out this bitch is fucking herself with a dildad!
*Shit goes wrong*
Random Guy: Well fuck me up the ass with a big rubber dildad.
Dildad by Skazellino August 31, 2013
Dildad
Diladunclorus
1. A profound case and mutation of a wienerschism in which the testicles bend upwards and circumnavigate around a masculine pipeland towards their bellybutton until the rectum tightens.
2. A permanent and lasting Diladunclorus.
2. A permanent and lasting Diladunclorus.
Diladunclorus by Duck of the Luck October 20, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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