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A DilDad is a Dildo which has been shaped by the users father. Particularly women with Daddy issues
So I've bought myself a dildad to resist the urge to actually have sex with my father. At least I know how he feels inside of me without the incest
DilDad by Alright Aree? April 16, 2017
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Originating in West Las Vegas in the late 80's and then making it's way to the Mid South, Dildad is just another way of saying Dildo.
Joel: Did you get that Porno magazine from your stash?
Brian: Hell Yea, check it out this bitch is fucking herself with a dildad!

*Shit goes wrong*
Random Guy: Well fuck me up the ass with a big rubber dildad.
Dildad by Skazellino August 31, 2013
A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.
Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.
Dildad by Shagwan January 13, 2011
Someone who can't keep their mouth shut when being renamed
One: "What are you?-"

Two: 'Changing your name'

One: "Oh I thought it was gonna be dildad or smth"

One: "Good idea"
Dildad by Fawnaa December 27, 2021

Diladunclorus

1. A profound case and mutation of a wienerschism in which the testicles bend upwards and circumnavigate around a masculine pipeland towards their bellybutton until the rectum tightens.

2. A permanent and lasting Diladunclorus.
Jim over there has been diagnosed with the Diladunclorus.

I have a diladunclorus.
Diladunclorus by Duck of the Luck October 20, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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