Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.
by Robnrobbie February 22, 2018
dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.
The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 14, 2008
Time travels more slowly as a dildo first begins to wobble. Especially when a suction cup dildo is thrown and sticks to the intended surface.
The theory of dildotivity isn't something that's just on the Urban dictionary. Throw a dildo and find out. See for yourself! Open your eyes!
by Godamongstmentinymen March 14, 2022
A fake, wanna-be dictator. Someone who thinks they're all that, but is really just a manufactured stand in for the real thing. Usually overly large and colorful to distract from the fact they aren't really as good as what they are copying.
Donald Trump wants a military parade in his honor, but couldn't even do that right so he just fumed about it on twitter. What a dildotator.
by Edymnion2 April 04, 2018