Dildotic

Anything or anyone that is explicitly phallic in appearance.

Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.

by Robnrobbie May 7, 2018

dildosicle

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).

I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.

by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017

dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.

That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.

by Jobi February 1, 2005

dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.

Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?

by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008

dildontics

the art of using didoes and other sex toys

She has a degree in dildontics. She accepts plastic, And I don't mean VISA.

by Rik Bagtaz November 21, 2007

Quad-Dildonic Penetration

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.

Last night Jill had some crazy quad-dildonic penetration

by The baddest mofo who wants to be a pilot July 7, 2008

dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology

Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo

by buddy February 25, 2003