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Dildolic

Being as or like a dildo (i.e. a brainless fuck)
Origin:
A dildo is used for fucking.
A dildo has no brain.
Therefore a dildo is a brainless fuck.
"Egads, that was a totally dildolic way to do that job."
by Why, oh why! September 27, 2017
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dildosicle

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).
I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.
by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017
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dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.
That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.
by Jobi February 1, 2005
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dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008
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Quad-Dildonic Penetration

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.
Last night Jill had some crazy quad-dildonic penetration
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dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology
Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo
by buddy February 25, 2003
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dildonicide

systematically killing off a race using only a dildo.
I just performed dildonicide on 6 million jews.
by TheMonkeyGod June 16, 2009
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