Dildonk

Used to describe a person who is just the absolute worst.

Chad: Aeryn is an absolute Dildonk
Courtney: I know right? Such a quank

by i_only_suck_fat_dick October 5, 2018

Dildonkulous

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildon't

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

dildoni

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

by Argle September 23, 2007

dilwonk

An invented insult word that sounds bad but isn't.

I can't believe my husband has such a dilwonk for a best friend.

by Joe & Buzz January 19, 2011

dildonium

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

by DanSexy January 6, 2008