2 definitions by i_only_suck_fat_dick

Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.

Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D

by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019

Dildonk

Used to describe a person who is just the absolute worst.

Chad: Aeryn is an absolute Dildonk
Courtney: I know right? Such a quank

by i_only_suck_fat_dick October 5, 2018