Dildofish

Someone who you don't like, or is annoying; an interjection to yell during a dying conversation to stir it up.

God, your such a fucking dildofish!

person 1: So
person 2: So...
person 3: Um...
person 4: Dildofish!
person 1: you guys wanna go to pita pit?
people 2&3: hell yeah!

by Jpierre March 23, 2009

dildoist

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.

Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

Dildomesh

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022

dildo fish

A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.

After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.

by johnnyface February 1, 2009

Dildish

Someone that is very sexual with sex toys...

Why are you sucking on that dildo you are so dildish?

by Googlove92ish December 26, 2007