Dildomesh

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022

Dildometer

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

by Shouter January 8, 2008

dildoesque

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

Dildamesh

(dildo + gilgamesh)dx = dildamesh

i.e. The derivative of dildo & dildamesh.

you'll have SO MUCH dildamesh collette

We refer to star wars droid tanks as dildamesh

by Rockstar_pete_wvss May 2, 2011

dildoes

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

by Awesumness January 16, 2007

dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

by Ayhch February 12, 2010

Dildometrist

N. A professional who creates and designs prescription dildos for a specific person.

I am going to make an order with the dildometrist.

by &*& August 3, 2016