Dildomesh

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A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

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Dildometer

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

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Dildomesh • Dildamesh • dildo mechanic • Dildometer • dildoes • dildoesque • Dildoless • dildomeer • Dildomegapoopophobia • Dildomer

dildoesque

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.

My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!

dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

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Dildamesh

(dildo + gilgamesh)dx = dildamesh

i.e. The derivative of dildo & dildamesh.

you'll have SO MUCH dildamesh collette

We refer to star wars droid tanks as dildamesh

Dildamesh by Rockstar_pete_wvss May 2, 2011

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dildoes

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.

dildoes by Awesumness January 16, 2007

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dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

dildometry by Ayhch February 12, 2010

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Dildometrist

N. A professional who creates and designs prescription dildos for a specific person.

I am going to make an order with the dildometrist.

Dildometrist by &*& August 3, 2016

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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