dildoism 

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

dildoism by Anonymous February 3, 2005

Dildoism 

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

Dildoism by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

Dildoism 

A person who acts in a jewish way towards one.

"Only 5 dollars!? That's dildoism!"

Dildoism by Leeanne June 2, 2004

dildoist 

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.

Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.

dildoist by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Dildosmith 

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

Dildosmith by Factman2290 December 18, 2011

dildolism 

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

dildolism by lowsense December 9, 2020

drildoism 

Someone who is being a drildo, a real asshole

I would say Christian Leshko has a severe case of drildoism but hes a dickhead like that all the fuckin time!

drildoism by Pat "the bat" Burrell February 21, 2005