dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.

"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."

by Anonymous February 3, 2005

Dildoism

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

Dildoism

A person who acts in a jewish way towards one.

"Only 5 dollars!? That's dildoism!"

by Leeanne June 2, 2004

dildoist

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.

Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Dildosmith

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

by Factman2290 December 18, 2011

dildolism

The same meaning as dildoism

All her life she had implicit faith in dildolism.

by lowsense December 9, 2020

drildoism

Someone who is being a drildo, a real asshole

I would say Christian Leshko has a severe case of drildoism but hes a dickhead like that all the fuckin time!

by Pat "the bat" Burrell February 21, 2005