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A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
by johnnyface February 01, 2009
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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Someone who you don't like, or is annoying; an interjection to yell during a dying conversation to stir it up.
God, your such a fucking dildofish!

person 1: So
person 2: So...
person 3: Um...
person 4: Dildofish!
person 1: you guys wanna go to pita pit?
people 2&3: hell yeah!
by Jpierre March 22, 2009
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