Digressing 

When you're Ferda Boys, fighting chairs with hand paddles, and putting your ass in the fire.

I'm not sure what digressing even means... It's because you're fucking stupid.

Digressing by The digressor April 18, 2019

thousand island dressing 

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time

Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.

thousand island dressing by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014

dressing down 

1. A scolding or telling-off.
2. A situation characterized by unnecessarily informal or lackluster clothing.
3. The act of dating someone noticeably less attractive and/or successful than you.

Mrs. Smith gave me a dressing down for being late to the exam.

A tank top at a funeral? Talk about dressing down.

She can do way better than him. I don't know why she's always dressing down.

dressing down by Commander Troi June 23, 2009

depressingly spicy 

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.

Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."

depressingly spicy by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019

Circle of Digression 

Imaginary circle one steps or moves into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.

They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. This was made all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a tish (titch, skosh, trifle) and announcing that he was now inside the Circle of Digression.

Circle of Digression by mcveym+mitchellc May 2, 2011

Dressing on the Side 

To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.

Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.

Dressing on the Side by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

put the dressing on the taco 

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).

V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.

put the dressing on the taco by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008