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Diet Dick 

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.
Diet Dick by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
Words you can keep

Dick Diet 

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.
Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you
Dick Diet by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Dick diet 

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
Dick diet by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022

dick diet 

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.
Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.
dick diet by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016

dick only diet 

diet which only consists of DICK
yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

Diet Dickbag 

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man
Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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