dickwag

when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.

Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."

by bubastis May 2, 2009

Dickwag

To be used as a substitute for Wank, or Wanker. More american than the term wank.

Also a person who "wags" their "dick" too often/openly

"You dickwag you stole my sandwitch"

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

dickagram

Steve-O's heartagram on the top right of his torso. Pretty much just a heartagram with a shlong hanging of the end instead of the point thing the normal heartagram.

has written above it 'ME', as opposed to 'HIM', the creators (namely Ville) of the symbol.

Steve-O: Hey Bam, check this out (pulls up shirt to show dickagram on right of his torso)
Bam: Oh my God dude!! (laughs)
Steve-O: It's not about HIM, its about ME dude
(jackass crew laughs)

by kenyen March 15, 2007

dickwasher

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dickwax

Lipstick, lip gloss, or other lip lubricant used by women to prepare their lips to perform fellatio.

Look at that chick with all that dickwax on her lips.

by PoplarHalls July 26, 2017

Inbred Dickwad

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

dickjagger

A word you randomly say out of frustration while playing call of duty black ops, or any other online game such as halo. This word usually means a faggot camper who doesnt know how to play the game right and all he does is crouch in the corner.

That fucking dickjagger!!!! he was camping in the back of the map

by Andrew & Matt December 12, 2010