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To be used as a substitute for Wank, or Wanker. More american than the term wank.

Also a person who "wags" their "dick" too often/openly
"You dickwag you stole my sandwitch"
Dickwag by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

dickagram 

Steve-O's heartagram on the top right of his torso. Pretty much just a heartagram with a shlong hanging of the end instead of the point thing the normal heartagram.

has written above it 'ME', as opposed to 'HIM', the creators (namely Ville) of the symbol.
Steve-O: Hey Bam, check this out (pulls up shirt to show dickagram on right of his torso)
Bam: Oh my God dude!! (laughs)
Steve-O: It's not about HIM, its about ME dude
(jackass crew laughs)
dickagram by kenyen March 15, 2007

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.
Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.
dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006
Lipstick, lip gloss, or other lip lubricant used by women to prepare their lips to perform fellatio.
Look at that chick with all that dickwax on her lips.
Dickwax by PoplarHalls July 26, 2017

Inbred Dickwad 

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online
Inbred Dickwad by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

dickjagger 

A word you randomly say out of frustration while playing call of duty black ops, or any other online game such as halo. This word usually means a faggot camper who doesnt know how to play the game right and all he does is crouch in the corner.
That fucking dickjagger!!!! he was camping in the back of the map
dickjagger by Andrew & Matt December 12, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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