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sandwitch 

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
sandwitch by Telephony November 13, 2018
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sandwitch 

girl1:you want me to make you a sandwitch
guy1:i make my own sandwitch's esé
sandwitch by kirly March 27, 2007

Sandwitch 

The incorrect way to spell sandwich...
Girl 1: Sandwich is spelled with a T, like sandwitch, you dumbass.
Girl 2: No, sandwich with a T is like a witch made of sand, sandwich is the food YOU dumbass.
Sandwitch by Eggs and Ham salad December 22, 2021

OVO Sandwitch 

When you play 3 OVO songs in a row
Friend: " yo you check out that OVO Playlist on spotify??"

Me: " I only did an OVO Sandwitch while I was getting ready in the morning"
OVO Sandwitch by Final Aura March 23, 2022

Death Sandwitch 

(definition)

1. When any type of poison is put inside of two pieces of bread, apples, ext.
"Are you trying to poison me with this Death Sandwitch?"
Death Sandwitch by 📊 March 11, 2019

Nigga Ass Sandwitch Ass 

When your homie puts your Subway Footlong into his buttewy boyhowe and then feeds it to you by tricking you into thinking it's still good. You are a troglodyte and don't realize it was just up his buttewy boyhowe
John: Brooooooooo, this sandwitch is for youuuu
Me: Delicious, thank you, baby girl
Jesus Christ himself: yo, nigga, that's a nigga ass sandwitch ass!!!!

russian sandwitch 

Pretzel Grip a bitch's head and force fuck the uvula. When gagging starts, tag in your friend and make a sandwitch out of her.
Golpher and I gave that Reggin a Russian Sandwitch.
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