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Dicktracy by Desirae 88 January 21, 2021
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Dickstracted
adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
dickstraction
Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.
"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"
"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005
dickstracted
The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
dickstract
dickstract by God of definition April 21, 2017
Dictracted
"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."
"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."
"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."
Dictracted by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016