Dictracted

When a guy is so horny that all he can think about is sex.

"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."

"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."

by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016

Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

Distractess

A confident girl who can stop an office conversation, but is still scandal-free.

Wow, Krista looks amazing considering she just downloaded a kid. Quite the distractess.

by RobSlob June 13, 2015

distracted walking

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

distracted

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008

dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014