"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."
"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."
"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."
by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016