DickTracy 

to describe someone who traces dicks.

jordan drew is a dicktracy

DickTracy by Boner August 24, 2003

Dicktracy 

when your friend passes out and you trace your dick going into the mouth

Johnny passed out first lets give him a dicktracy

Dicktracy by Desirae 88 January 21, 2021

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstraction 

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

dickstracted 

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstract 

a miss pronunciation for distraction.

Jennifer is such a dickstract

dickstract by God of definition April 21, 2017

Dictracted 

When a guy is so horny that all he can think about is sex.

"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."

"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."

Dictracted by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016