Dickth 

The width of a dick

His dickth was likened to that of a soda can!

Dickth by seksaibrownsuga September 8, 2012

dickth sense 

-noun

the tactile sense associated with the male genitalia; a power of perception beyond the five ordinarily recognized senses.

It is almost impossible for me maintain an erection while wearing a condom. I lose my dickth sense.

dickth sense by T_Boner April 13, 2011

psychological dickhead 

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.

P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

psychological dickhead by underscore_pain October 21, 2020

Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018

Dickheaded bastard 

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.

"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"

Dickheaded bastard by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

Dickhead Mission 

Used when asked to do something stupid...

James ride to the store for me on your bike

No its raining outside, you ain't about to send me on no dickhead mission

Dickhead Mission by shawba August 19, 2009

Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.

“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”

Total Dickhead Event by Superchuck September 6, 2018