The Rike's Dicktheory defines the phenomenon of a thot that will seek dick around her environment and finds it by the biggest beanpole with no testicles.
"Aye you heard of that Thot's boyfriend?"

"Yeah, he's such a nerd"

"They be living that Rike's Dicktheory."

"I always knew that law is applying irl"
by aaskyblue April 25, 2018
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