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dickervention

When you and your friends decide that a friend needs and intervention regarding his dickishness.
Hey Manny is such a dick, we need a dickervention.
dickervention by CommonDraccus January 27, 2013

Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.
My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.
Dickervention by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

dickterectomy 

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.
"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

Dicksergeant-Lb 

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)
Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

dickferential 

Like differential (additional pay for time or duties beyond those normally required, the most common being working a shift other than the day shift), but instead of being paid extra for working odd hours, you're paid extra for your willingness to work with terrible people.
"I got a job as a mall security guard. It sucks, but the pay is decent. I get dickferential for putting up with mall rats."

dickterest

When your sexual desires intersect with another.
Shep saw a girl across the room and knew she wanted to butt chug. It was dickterest.

Apparently it’s in poor taste to want to fuck your friend’s Fiancé. Talk about some dickterest.
dickterest by LakeBitch August 9, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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