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dickervention

When you and your friends decide that a friend needs and intervention regarding his dickishness.
Hey Manny is such a dick, we need a dickervention.
dickervention by CommonDraccus January 27, 2013

Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.
My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.
Dickervention by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

dickterectomy 

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.
"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

Dicksergeant-Lb 

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)
Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

dickferential 

Like differential (additional pay for time or duties beyond those normally required, the most common being working a shift other than the day shift), but instead of being paid extra for working odd hours, you're paid extra for your willingness to work with terrible people.
"I got a job as a mall security guard. It sucks, but the pay is decent. I get dickferential for putting up with mall rats."

dickterest

When your sexual desires intersect with another.
Shep saw a girl across the room and knew she wanted to butt chug. It was dickterest.

Apparently it’s in poor taste to want to fuck your friend’s Fiancé. Talk about some dickterest.
dickterest by LakeBitch August 9, 2019