dickterest

When your sexual desires intersect with another.

Shep saw a girl across the room and knew she wanted to butt chug. It was dickterest.

Apparently it’s in poor taste to want to fuck your friend’s Fiancé. Talk about some dickterest.

by LakeBitch August 9, 2019

Dicktergent

The smell you get when you combine clean underwear and dirty dick.

It smells like dicktergent.

by Lovelee_pisces July 8, 2017

Dicktures

Dick pictures

Send me dicktures

by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.

Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.

by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008

Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G

Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.

by BrettGee March 12, 2020