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Dickster 

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.
That Starbucks was full of dicksters.
Dickster by BallHard. August 26, 2013

mr dickster 

it's your penis dumb ass

your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches

any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.

Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.

Cousin 1: nice.

dickstench 

That shit smell found on some people who masturbate excessively.
"Ayo, Ian what the f*** is that?!"

"Idk brah..."

"Aw dam man, u been jacking it again, its f***ing dickstench."

dickstapating 

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting
This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm
dickstapating by Maknoni January 24, 2018

Dickstipation 

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.
You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.
Dickstipation by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
dicksterity by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005