If pronounced dick(steen)- to go above and beyond being a dick. Pronounced dick(stine) to make a smart ass sexual comment.
dick(steen)- "the guy who cut me off was a real dick, but the guy who stole my parking spot of purpose was a real dickstein."
dick(stine)- "that was a real dickstein comment"
dick(stine)- "that was a real dickstein comment"
by superawesometastic July 3, 2010
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"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
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Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”
Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”
Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”
by Wolfany August 10, 2018
Get the Dicksentials mug.The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.
by Cape Horn December 27, 2010
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Get the Dickster mug.The term ‘dickskin’ refers to the visibility of veins on the body. Commonly used by regular gym goers to complement on one’s vascular appearance.
“Wow, look at that sick dickskin on his forearms, impressive!”
“Awesome dickskin! You’ve got the veins every heroine junky dreams of”
“Awesome dickskin! You’ve got the veins every heroine junky dreams of”
by YaBoiJaycop October 24, 2018
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Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009
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