dickstein

If pronounced dick(steen)- to go above and beyond being a dick. Pronounced dick(stine) to make a smart ass sexual comment.

dick(steen)- "the guy who cut me off was a real dick, but the guy who stole my parking spot of purpose was a real dickstein."

dick(stine)- "that was a real dickstein comment"

dickstein by superawesometastic July 3, 2010

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

Dicksentials by Wolfany August 10, 2018

dickstink 

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.

Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.

dickstink by Cape Horn December 27, 2010

Dickster 

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.

That Starbucks was full of dicksters.

Dickster by BallHard. August 26, 2013

Dickskin 

The term ‘dickskin’ refers to the visibility of veins on the body. Commonly used by regular gym goers to complement on one’s vascular appearance.

“Wow, look at that sick dickskin on his forearms, impressive!”
“Awesome dickskin! You’ve got the veins every heroine junky dreams of”

Dickskin by YaBoiJaycop October 24, 2018

Magic Dickskin 

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

Magic Dickskin by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009