dickstepper

someone prone to stepping on dick (metaphorically)

he's such a dickstepper

dickstepper by mzanotrza February 3, 2014

Dickskipper 

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

Dickskipper by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

dickslapper 

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

dickslapper by jake December 23, 2003

dicksipper 

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

dicksipper by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007

dickslapper 9000 

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

dickslapper 9000 by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!

Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.

Dickslipper by TAYGEN March 30, 2009