The absurd emails one receives every few minutes regarding penis enlargement products, which is nearly impossible to filter and block.
Your newborn baby pictures didn't show up in my inbox, because it is filled with nothing but dickspam right now.
by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Get the Dickspam mug.Social network for people rejected by Facebook. Frequent users range from Insomniacs to Pornstars. Originally started by Shaktimaan. Main use is for porn and bitching.
Joe: Fuck Facebook, it's a bunch of useless people competing for popularity under the delusion that by winning they actually will get respect.
Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!
Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!
by unrealguy2004 August 6, 2009
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A Dickstamp is just a common insult coined by Jonathan S. that is thrown into the group of insults such as Shitstain, Asswipe, etc... It is basically just a nonsense word that sounds offensive, and used alot while driving, and you are un-happy with surrounding drivers.
"That Dickstamp just cut me off!!!"
by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007
Get the Dickstamp mug.The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.
Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.
Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.
If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.
Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.
Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.
If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.
Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.
Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
by VI6VI August 5, 2011
Get the Lightspeed Dickslam mug.Noun. Someone who is extremely arrogant or idiotic - So much so that they deserve to have the head of their penis slammed in a sliding glass door. Often used in reference to one's superiors or to someone who has done them wrong.
1. Bob is such an arrogant bastard. I can't believe that dickslam is my supervisor.
2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
2. Jimmy is such a dickslam. He got me fired!
by JuhCoby April 17, 2008
Get the Dickslam mug.by iowakid July 1, 2011
Get the Dickspanner mug.When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.
by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011
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