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Dickspacer

Same meaning as cockblocker. Person making a negative influence on you're chance getting a bitch.
I am trying to rizz up a girl but sebastian is such a dickspacer!
by Cmfnrs March 29, 2023
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Dickspace

Social network for people rejected by Facebook. Frequent users range from Insomniacs to Pornstars. Originally started by Shaktimaan. Main use is for porn and bitching.
Joe: Fuck Facebook, it's a bunch of useless people competing for popularity under the delusion that by winning they actually will get respect.

Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!
by unrealguy2004 August 6, 2009
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Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
by Skye Guy May 31, 2009
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dicksperience

A word that decribes the backround and history/record of a girls experiences with dicks/penis's and/or sexual record.
1) Dude, she has MAJOR dicksperience.
2) I wonder if Betty has enough dicksperience to handle this (points to his dick)
3) Out of my dicksperiences, he's the biggest.
by LACOCKROCK July 17, 2010
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Dickspanner

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.
my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner
by iowakid July 1, 2011
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Dicksplacement

Where a man's penis (and/or testis) are placed in an awkward position thus straining it and causing him discomfort.
"Nah mate I don't think you should buy those jeans they look a bit tight."
"Yeah they're giving me dicksplacement. I have one ball above my dick and one below."
"Yeah like a division sign."
by Woody1990 November 16, 2009
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Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.
During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer
by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
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