3 definitions by WiL S. (BoNe)

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007

Dickstamp

A Dickstamp is just a common insult coined by Jonathan S. that is thrown into the group of insults such as Shitstain, Asswipe, etc... It is basically just a nonsense word that sounds offensive, and used alot while driving, and you are un-happy with surrounding drivers.

"That Dickstamp just cut me off!!!"

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007