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1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.
1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."
dickpinch by Kursten January 3, 2008

dickfinity 

The state of being beyond comprehension in rude, clueless, and insensitively mean behavior just because one thinks they can get away with it.
Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!
dickfinity by Bob Az August 6, 2011

dickinitus

A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!
Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!
dickinitus by sarelifox February 18, 2009

Dickfinition 

The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.
I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.
Dickfinition by The Antichrome March 25, 2010

dicklinizing

Using the word dick as an adjective or a verb
Person 1: stop dicking around ! You are so dicky!
Person 2: stop dicklinizing your sentences !
dicklinizing by DDS95 June 28, 2018
Synonymous with "man thong". A combination of "dick" and "bikini".
Cindy: Wow, Steve does not have enough package to be rocking that dickini. Not a good move.
dickini by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man December 1, 2010
Word of the Day on May 30, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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