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1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.
1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."
dickpinch by Kursten January 3, 2008
Words you can keep
When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt
That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight
Dickpinch by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015
When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt
That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight
Dickpinch by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015
A man who likes wet shower hair.
Liam neeson is a dickpinch.
Dickpinch by Futassman8383 June 17, 2019

dickpicgram 

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.
DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
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dickpicgram by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

dickincentive 

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.
Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.
dickincentive by The Object January 24, 2013

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.
Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.
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