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When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt
That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight
Dickpinch by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015
When you fuck someone so hard it starts to pinch your dick or if you fap to hard it will start to hurt
That guy dickpinched me so hard lastnight
Dickpinch by Coolguy19468 September 21, 2015
A man who likes wet shower hair.
Liam neeson is a dickpinch.
Dickpinch by Futassman8383 June 17, 2019

dickpicgram 

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.
DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
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dickpicgram by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

dickincentive 

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.
Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.
dickincentive by The Object January 24, 2013

dicklich 

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.
Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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