Dickout!

a game played by young adults in their twenties that goes as follows:

someone declares "Dickout!" and everyone in the room has a five second time frame to look away, or they'll get a glimpse of some cock.

the party that looks at the dick may also be charged with wanting to see the dick, as they did not look away within the time frame.

not wise to play in public or around children.

"DICKOUT!"

"omg cover your eyes!! TONY COVER YOUR EYES!!"

"what? why?.....GROSS!!!!!!"

"gross man! you wanted to see dude's cock!? gay."

by e3shadow January 29, 2010

dickout rule

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women

Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.

by montie August 20, 2004

Dinkout

Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.

Come on now man, it didn't even make it past the ladies tee... Thats a Dinkout

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Dick-out basketball

To goof off and not take something seriously.

The floor manager scolded her employees "Get back to work! This aint no dick-out basketball! We have deadlines to meet!" when she caught them goofing off by the water cooler.

by sad_sad January 7, 2019

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

by [e-mail] August 4, 2009

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004

dick out for harambe

It is a responsibility for us, human beings, to pay respect to our fallen hero harambe, you simply take your dick out as a sign of loyalty and to raise self awareness of all the marvelous things harambe did for us while he was on this planet.

Ben dover: yo, dude why you got your dick out, you don't want to rape me I got diahrrea.

Mike respect Johnson: hahaha, no, no, I am just paying tribute to harambe.

Cop: hey sir, you can't expose your dick out here during this a hillary campaign rally.

Corny McHorny: yes I can, the third admendment of the constitution says I have the freedom to hashtag dicks out for harambe.
Hillary clinton: Let him take his dick out for harambe, as a matter of fact, let me get mine out.
Everybody: O_o WTF now we know who got the pants in the hillary/bill relationship.

by AJ Nicko August 28, 2016