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Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.
Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."
Donkey Dicknutz by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

dickbitch 

One who displays the characteristics of both a dick and a bitch.
Every group of friends has that one cocky member with an attitude that can only be perfectly defined as a "dickbitch".

"Tony, stop taking two hits every time the pipe passes by your way, dickbitch!"
dickbitch by sdmark619 April 29, 2010

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

Dicknuts. 

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying
(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.
Dicknuts. by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

Dickbitch 

Someone who acts like a dick, but acts like a lil'bitch when someone acts like a dick towards them, basically they can dish it but can't take it.
Steve was acting like a Dick all night, but when Bobby called him out he whined like a lil'bitch. Yeah Steve's a dickbitch.
Dickbitch by JolliestRoger November 28, 2018
a dick which has a butt and in his butt there is a little dick . no one know that little dick has another dick in his butt or not
dude #1: i think i saw a dickbutt .
dude #2: nah man there isn't such a thing that just a fictional creature
dickbutt by faggot-lover July 28, 2017