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Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.
Come on now man, it didn't even make it past the ladies tee... Thats a Dinkout
Dinkout by John Detlor May 22, 2007
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dickout rule 

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women
Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.
dickout rule by montie August 20, 2004

dink out 

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.
FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!
dink out by spanky December 18, 2003
To leave or rescend from a place/ground gathering.
Johnson: I'm tired of this dank ass party - let's dunkout!
dunkout by Grand.Mastah.Gik April 12, 2017

dink out 

In golf when a tee shot by men using a driver(the biggest club) fails to be propelled past the lady's tee marker. The culprit of such a tee shot must continue to play the rest of the hole with his dink out.
Ha ha, you flubbed that shot so bad it's a dink out!
dink out by schmorlygigs April 28, 2010

Dickout! 

a game played by young adults in their twenties that goes as follows:

someone declares "Dickout!" and everyone in the room has a five second time frame to look away, or they'll get a glimpse of some cock.

the party that looks at the dick may also be charged with wanting to see the dick, as they did not look away within the time frame.

not wise to play in public or around children.
"DICKOUT!"

"omg cover your eyes!! TONY COVER YOUR EYES!!"

"what? why?.....GROSS!!!!!!"

"gross man! you wanted to see dude's cock!? gay."
Dickout! by e3shadow January 29, 2010
A slang way to say Penis in the North Battleford area
Earl, Quit playing with your dinkoot
Dinkoot by Quasimodo October 18, 2014
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