Dickous

When a man is being conceited and won't admit he is wrong. When he is acting like a dick.

You are such a dickous, Tyler Rice!!!!

Dickous by Taderhead October 20, 2016

Biggus Dickus 

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

Biggus Dickus by netch October 6, 2004

Dickosaurus rex 

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'

Dickosaurus rex by enols March 14, 2010

Biggus Dickus 

The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.

Pontius Pilate : I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

another guard chuckles

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

more chuckling

Pontius Pilate : What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

chuckle

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

both guards chuckle

So all I gotta say to get top comment is Biggus Dickus?

Biggus Dickus by Thatguywithannoyinggirlfriend July 25, 2019

Biggus dickus 

Is a friend of Pontius Pilate Whom can’t seem to work out what is so funny about his name. He Is often ridiculed by the common soldiery also has a wife you know what her name is incontinentia buttocks.

“Does and body else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends name....biggus dickus”

Biggus dickus by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

Dickcushion by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

Dickus 

Noun: Generic, ubiquitous term of derision, fairly innocuous, used mostly "friend on friend", has become completely mainstream

Hey, Dickus! Could you lend me $5.00?

Dickus by ky2 March 8, 2008