Dickount

Dickount is when you finally get a girl to perform oral sex on you after many attempts

Last night was a dickount shelia finally gave me head

by Macfiller72 January 4, 2019

Charles Dickcunts

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

DickCunt

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

by zack15795 September 17, 2015

dickout rule

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women

Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.

by montie August 20, 2004

Dickcunt

A term of extreme abuse for somebody or something that has has annoyed or offended one.

Oh my god, he's such a dickcunt.

You've been a right dickcunt.

by Soppy Willybums May 13, 2005

Dickhunter

A male prostitute, a simp, or a kid mixed with the races black and white. Usually has curly hair that look like pubes.

Fucking dickhunter

by BlackShakespeare March 10, 2020