Dicklomatic 

Pushing back in a visibly irritated way while still maintaining a diplomatic disposition.

John did a good job of being dicklomatic when our vendor tried to raise prices 20%. We don't want to lose the partnership but they need to know they can't jam us like that.

Dicklomatic by Ballyhoo1000 January 28, 2025

dicklomatic immunity

When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.

That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.

dicklomatic immunity by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016

Dicklomatic Relations 

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

Dicklomatic Relations by baggins231 January 11, 2010

dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.

My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.

dicklomatic immunity by Bongman7 October 16, 2006

Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.

Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!

Dicklomatic Immunity by plasticpb July 7, 2014

diclimaticoitus

Upon reaching climax, it is the fluid bi-product that posts itself on the penis and the vagina after sexual intercourse.

After a stimulating and mutual orgasmic night of love making, the moon light captured the silky, glistening coat of diclimaticoitus on the man penis and the woman vagina.

diclimaticoitus by Le FOX 24 August 11, 2012

Diplomatic 

Diplomatic means,skilled in dealing with sensitive matters or people,also tactful.

The term 'to be diplomatic' says that somebody is answering some questions in such a way that it does not hurt any body's feelings and the person is saved from making more enemies.

Diplomatic by BikerBoy19 August 20, 2010