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Term for any fuck machine with attachable dildo used for female or homosexual masturbation.

Stacy really loves her multi-speed dickomatic. She even bought the 10 inch super pound-her dildo attachment.

dickomatic by BDR1968 July 23, 2009

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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you

My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized

Dickmatized by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021

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diclimaticoitus

Upon reaching climax, it is the fluid bi-product that posts itself on the penis and the vagina after sexual intercourse.

After a stimulating and mutual orgasmic night of love making, the moon light captured the silky, glistening coat of diclimaticoitus on the man penis and the woman vagina.

diclimaticoitus by Le FOX 24 August 11, 2012

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Dildomatic Vibrinator

A heavily powered-up vibrator made so by rigging a vibrator up to a car battery or any sort of gas powered motor. Doing this will cause the vibrator to exceed in power tenfold also increasing sexual pleasure to the highest degree.

Her bf wasn't home, she must've been using her Dildomatic Vibrinator

Dildomatic Vibrinator by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011

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Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you start too catch feelings for the guy. When really your just catching feelings for the dick.

Becky: I really think I'm falling for this guy.

Me: He is not a good guy for you. You're just dickmatized.

Dickmatized by FreeFlow January 31, 2017

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Dickmatized

When your brain tricks you into thinking this man is the most perfect person ever and you can’t see anything wrong with him, then causes you to get attached and gain feelings for him. Which leads you to do absolutely anything and everything just to keep him by your side.

He’s literally so perfect, i think I’m dickmatized

Dickmatized by alecsis July 10, 2020

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Dickmatized

WHEN you have had a man sex you so good that you feel hypnotized from the dick itself, as you feel drunk, and dizzy . This feeling is only Aquired by a true dicksman

i dickmatized her now she blowing up my phone

Dickmatized by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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