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dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.
Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.
"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."
Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017
I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dickpicker 

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.
Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.
dickpicker by jekkle June 22, 2006

dickpleted 

When you’re exhausted from taking dick. Depleted by dick. When you’ve been exhausted by dick-related activities.
“Damn, I’m dickpleted after hooking up last night, I couldn’t cum more if I tried.”
dickpleted by CronDuCake March 5, 2023

Dickdicted 

Addicted to that dick.
John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.
Dickdicted by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016