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dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.
Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.
"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."
Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017
I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!
dickcited by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dickpicker 

n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.
Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.
dickpicker by jekkle June 22, 2006

dickpleted 

When you’re exhausted from taking dick. Depleted by dick. When you’ve been exhausted by dick-related activities.
“Damn, I’m dickpleted after hooking up last night, I couldn’t cum more if I tried.”
dickpleted by CronDuCake March 5, 2023

Dickdicted 

Addicted to that dick.
John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.
Dickdicted by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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