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Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted
Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.
by thesashaz February 4, 2019
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Dickfliction

An affliction for dicks. Clearly the best definition.
Dude she’s obsessed. She’s gotta solid dickfliction going on
by 400>175 September 28, 2021
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Dickflicted

Adj: The state of being uncertain about impending activity due to sexual and ethical implications.

The term is gender-neutral and pan-sexual.
Although the Cardinal's daughter was incredibly hot, Travis was dickflicted about taking action due to the potential for extreme negative consequences.
by Dickey22 February 21, 2019
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