Dickflicted

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Adj: The state of being uncertain about impending activity due to sexual and ethical implications.

The term is gender-neutral and pan-sexual.

Although the Cardinal's daughter was incredibly hot, Travis was dickflicted about taking action due to the potential for extreme negative consequences.

Dickflicted by Dickey22 February 21, 2019

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dickpicted

this word is when your dick has been pictured by a camera or by a mind;) odd enough we came up with this in english class! TUPAC GANG 4 LIFE!! follow @tupachunters on instagram!

jeez dude you just got dickpicted

dickpicted by tupachunters January 4, 2018

Related Words

Dickflicted • Dickfliction • diflicted • Dickdicted • dickfisted • dickflickel • Dicklected • dickpicted • dickvicted • dick flicker

Diflicted.

Someone/something that is very distorted. The object/person is usually very fucked up looking, or very fugly. Short for ugly, retarted or messed up.

That building's shape is diflicted.
That piece of art has a diflicted shape.
Jans face is ugly and diflicted
I don't understand why this is so diflicted.
Timmy from southpark is diflicted.

Diflicted. by October 11, 2006

Dickdicted

Addicted to that dick.

John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.

Dickdicted by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016

Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted

Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.

Dickfliction by thesashaz February 4, 2019

Dicklected

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment

I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected

Dicklected by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.

After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...

dickfisted by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026