dicketed 

When you get a ticket and the officer is a dick.

When you didn't deserve a ticket but the officer was a dick and gave it to you anyway. An officer makes up a reason to ticket you.

Man I didn't deserve that ticket, I was dicketed.

I barely ran that stop sign, I so got dicketed.

dicketed by thelesbiantigress January 2, 2013

get dickered 

Getting completely and utterly wasted.

Also comes with a sticker.

Dude I got sooooooo dickered the other night

Is that the get dickered sticker?

get dickered by thegetdickeredsticker May 12, 2014

Dickered 

A very rural Canadian way of saying you're drunk.

Lets go get dickered this week

Hey man you dickered yet

Dickered by Akumetsu June 2, 2011

Dickered 

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

Dickered by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

Dickered 

Drunk.
Plastered.
Wasted.
Loaded.

Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud!

Dickered by Ran133 May 23, 2018

dickeedoo 

When your belly hangs out more than your dickeedoo!

Hey Kelly, you're fabtacular! Dickeedoo lookin good today!

dickeedoo by Muffin Mix November 10, 2004

dickeyed 

To be yelled at and ridiculed constantly because you are a major screw up at work. Generally occurs one or many times before you are shamefully terminated from your place of employment. May also be followed by what is known as the Dickey dance, as your colleagues celebrate your long awaited removal from the premises.

Maybe in the next season of The Apprentice, you may hear Donald Trump say “You’re Dickeyed” instead of “You’re Fired”.

Every four months I get Dickeyed from my job.

I've been Dickeyed from four jobs just this year.

dickeyed by pdiddy12345 August 27, 2007