Diknected 

(dik•nehk•tid)
When two males that identify as super straight have a common idea with no previous conversation on the topic. Not to be confused with jinx. Diknected does not need to be the exact wording but similar thoughts instead.

"hey man you notice how Italians seem to be pretty terrible in general"

common thought process said at the same time would be.

"Man Tony (common Italian name) is loud and abnoxious, he can't even pronounce penne"

*Those two males are Diknected*

Diknected by Rjred1 March 16, 2021

Self-Directed Learning 

A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.

Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”

Self-Directed Learning by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020

Directed by M. Night Shymalan 

A phrase used to point out a major twist in a film, conversation, or story.

The phrase originates from Shymalan's notorious reliance on twist endings. It usually holds a scornful connotation, due to the lackluster quality of many of Shymalan's recent films.

It is most commonly seen on boards such as Reddit, Tumblr, or 4chan.

Person A: "...and then it turned out that he was actually a transsexual midget standing on another midget's shoulders."
Person B: "..."
Person C: "Directed by M. Night Shymalan."

Directed by M. Night Shymalan by cheekytriangle July 7, 2011

Directed Suicide 

A ridiculously awesome freshman-year program in DWM studies at Yale. Officially known as Directed Studies. Every week is essay week. Except especially awesome ones.

There are three classes: History/Political Thought, Philosophy, and Literature; they meet three times a week, with one lecture and two discussion sections each.

Everybody in DS hates DS, but after it's over they love it.

Directed Suicide demonstrates sexiness with dangerous style!

You: Wanna go to the dance on Thursday?
Me: Bitch please, I'm in DS!

Me: Man, now that I'm a senior I'm so glad I took DS.
You: ....

Directed Suicide by Heraclitus December 9, 2008

Denected 

When someone is denied or rejected in such a fantastic way that it requires the hybridization of the words.

Denected Bitch!

Denected by Fracken McKracken January 6, 2011

Dicklected 

Not having a dick appointment for quite some time

Last minute cancellation by dick appointment

I got dicklected last night

I feel dicklected

Dicklected by TulsaMaharani May 31, 2023

self-directed 

Acting without taking the opinion of others

Self-directed behavior is observed

self-directed by abody January 26, 2016