Dickknot 

A dilemma of unspeakable proportions; a bind that seems inescapable; an impasse; a jam; a problem that seems to defy a satisfactory solution; just a really shitty situation

Charlie got a real dickknot of an assignment at 5:00 on Friday and had to work all weekend.

Guy 1: How's it going man?
Guy 2: Not good! I'm way behind at work and this morning I accidentally took an ambien instead of an adderall!
Guy 1: Oh man, sounds like you're in a serious dickknot there.

Chick 1: Oh shit, it's pouring, I'm wearing a white T-shirt, and I forgot my umbrella
Chick 2: What a dickknot!

Guy 1: oh nooo! I got my weiner all tangled up in these bicycle spokes and now I can't get it out!
Guy 2: Wow, you have quite litereally gotten yourself into an epic dickknot

Dickknot by Sharm Alarm July 20, 2010

Dicknotized 

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick

Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"

Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Mr. Dicknotdicked 

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)

Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

Mr. Dicknotdicked by Dick Tonium July 28, 2014

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

dicknotized 

A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.

Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."

dicknotized by filmzillz November 22, 2009

Dicknotized 

When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.

Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized

Dicknotized by sundamaged May 9, 2017

dicknotized 

When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.

Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.

dicknotized by Kimberly Ayers Warren January 28, 2008