dickknob

a complete loser who thinks they are all that. most likely thinking that they know everything and usually end up making a complete ass of themselves

open the fucking door you dickknob

by questionable-sanity June 18, 2008

DickKnob

A guy who is such a dick it's almost like he's an ugly doorknob.

Tyler acts like he owns the place all the time and makes fun of retarded kids he's such a dickknob

by masterfulo December 8, 2025

Dickknot

A dilemma of unspeakable proportions; a bind that seems inescapable; an impasse; a jam; a problem that seems to defy a satisfactory solution; just a really shitty situation

Charlie got a real dickknot of an assignment at 5:00 on Friday and had to work all weekend.

Guy 1: How's it going man?
Guy 2: Not good! I'm way behind at work and this morning I accidentally took an ambien instead of an adderall!
Guy 1: Oh man, sounds like you're in a serious dickknot there.

Chick 1: Oh shit, it's pouring, I'm wearing a white T-shirt, and I forgot my umbrella
Chick 2: What a dickknot!

Guy 1: oh nooo! I got my weiner all tangled up in these bicycle spokes and now I can't get it out!
Guy 2: Wow, you have quite litereally gotten yourself into an epic dickknot

by Sharm Alarm July 20, 2010

Dick Knob

Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.

Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!

by Megagnome August 22, 2010

Dick Knob

Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.

Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.

by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010

Dick Knob

A prank where late at night you remove the door knob and stick your dick through the hole. Then you wake the person inside.

Yeah man I totally dick knobbed Joey last night!

by WallaceAndGrommet August 22, 2010

Dick Knob

How to dick nob someone.

Step 1: Wait until nighttime. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.

Step 2: Insert dick into hole. use a step ladder if necessary

Step 3: Knock.

Step 4: Wait.

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick
-I even had an erection at the time

by Toxic_S August 22, 2010