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digest version 

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.
I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.

digest the disease 

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"
'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

Readers Digest Version 

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.
Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?

the medicine you digest so well 

a habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

readers digest 

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.
"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"
readers digest by Jazzist June 22, 2006