Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.

Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.

by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008

Dickrest

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

dickfest

An unfortunate event or party in which the majority of the participants present are only that of the male gender.

The scene: Usually at your boy's party.
"Dawg, this is a mothafuckin' dickfest. Let's jet..."

by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003

Dickgest

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

The Dickest

To call something "The Dickest" means that it is the flyest, illest, dopest, hottest thing you have ever seen, heard, felt or known.

"He's THE DICKEST rapper in the game."

Or: "That vintage blue mustang is The Dickest, yo! "

by biancasunshine February 8, 2009

dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

by m&m5 February 21, 2011

Dickfestival

1 At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2 Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male

My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.

by BS and MS March 14, 2008