a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.
a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.
by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004
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by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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A person that flips their dick up and down like a monkey, like they are de-evolving into a monkey.
A slang term for a dumb person.
A slang term for a dumb person.
Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper
Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?
Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?
by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009
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by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
Get the Dickfingers mug.A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.
"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."
"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."
"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."
by bigswizzle January 17, 2014
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So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
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