Dickskipper 

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.

I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.

Dickskipper by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

dickskinner 

Marine Corps jargon for the body part that begins at the wrist and ends at the fingertips. Also known as a hand.

Get your damn dickskinners off of my car! I just spent ten dollars to have it washed.

dickskinner by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 18, 2006

dickskinners 

Colorful slang for "hands."

They designed this machine to keep your dickskinners away from the moving parts.

dickskinners by Nigga B April 25, 2003

Dick Skipper 

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

Dick Skipper by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 24, 2015

dickslapper 

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

dickslapper by jake December 23, 2003

dickstepper

someone prone to stepping on dick (metaphorically)

he's such a dickstepper

dickstepper by mzanotrza February 3, 2014