Dickalize

To send or be sent a large amount of dick emoticons on an online messenger

"I was talking to Johnny football hero on msn and he totally dickalized me!"

by csavie92 October 8, 2009

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you

My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized

by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you start too catch feelings for the guy. When really your just catching feelings for the dick.

Becky: I really think I'm falling for this guy.

Me: He is not a good guy for you. You're just dickmatized.

by FreeFlow January 31, 2017

Dickmatized

When your brain tricks you into thinking this man is the most perfect person ever and you can’t see anything wrong with him, then causes you to get attached and gain feelings for him. Which leads you to do absolutely anything and everything just to keep him by your side.

He’s literally so perfect, i think I’m dickmatized

by alecsis July 10, 2020

Dickmatized

WHEN you have had a man sex you so good that you feel hypnotized from the dick itself, as you feel drunk, and dizzy . This feeling is only Aquired by a true dicksman

i dickmatized her now she blowing up my phone

by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

Dickmatized

When your behavior suddenly shifts from normal, sane or rational to batshit crazy once you get hit with some good dick....
Resulting charges range from criminal mischief to homicide..

He dickmatized her into not caring that he was a 37 year old “semi-pro” gamer owing back child support still living at home with his mommy.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 14, 2019

dickaliny

I got a big ass dickaliny.

I got slapped across my face with no hand that was dickaliny

by j pin 24 May 26, 2016