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dickalationship

A relationship where no feelings are involved just straight up dropping dick off everytime
This a dickalationship baby we just just fucking round
dickalationship by Dreskiigzz November 28, 2021

dickapitation 

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.
Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"
dickapitation by nelly b July 25, 2007

dickmatization 

That stage where a situationship (after a sexual encounter) leaves you stuck and your no longer sure of your own behavior. Trance-like behavior where you let your partner get away with or conduct themselves in a manner that you know is not right.
Rashon had been stuck in a dickmatization after sleeping with her friend.
dickmatization by ComeCorrect January 19, 2016

dickalation

Death by penis being stuck in the mouth and being suffocated
She was giving me a blow job and i held her head to tight, she died of dickalation.
dickalation by Maverick&TopGun January 17, 2008

dickapitation 

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick
"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."
dickapitation by _welp_ June 29, 2017

Dickclination 

The noun for the type of dick pic one is inclined, has a liking for, or preference
His dickclination is for pics that feature a full bush and a half chub.
Dickclination by BALG December 7, 2017
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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