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cat shit dick syndrome 

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.
Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

Rotating Dick Syndrome 

When someones dick keeps on rotating ferociously.
Fuming: You have Rotating Dick Syndrome I saw it when you were fucking you mom
Faraj: The first part is true... not the second one...

Big Dick Syndrome 

When a man with a big dick feels like that’s all he needs to offer resulting in weak ass foreplay
Girl...he had big dick syndrome....no foreplay just wanted to murder the pussy. Smh
Big Dick Syndrome by AllyGDMV October 5, 2020

Tiny Dick Syndrome 

A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.
A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.

floppy dick syndrome

Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) 

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.
Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.