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inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders short dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with short dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013
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Many Irish kids are born with it the way Asian kids are born with it.
Damn that guy isn't short from the waist up, but from the waist down he might as well be 5'5"and black or Italian, at 6'0" he's only gonna let you down with his Short dick syndrome. He's hung like a 5' 5 1/2" Italian guy from Brooklyn.
by Floyd Webster Bennett III April 19, 2018
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